The Horny Toad Guest House
2 Vlaun Drive
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Why people book this hotel
“It's a gorgeous space at the beach”
“Super nice, sandy beach just right in front of the house”
“Doug is an amazing host, I loved the idea of the happy hour, sunset view is simp…”
“Lovely pets and fabulous staff”
“Clean and same as new”
“The apartment was beautiful and clean”
“But there are just a view little planes flying over, but because the place is so…”
“Quiet, clean, well equipped with direct beach access and a host (Angela) who is …”
“Both private parking and the remote gate, facilitate renting a vehicle”
Overview
The Horny Toad Guest House offers studios and apartments located right on the Caribbean Sea in Simpson Bay. The airport is a short 2-minute walk away. The studios at this property are air-conditioned and come with a kitchenette and wardrobe. The apartment has a spacious seating area that includes a sofa and dining table. Free Wi-Fi is available. Restaurants and bars can be reached a short 5-minute walk, and guests will find a major supermarket within 5 km. Mullet Bay Golf Course can be reached in a 2-minute drive, while St. Marteen Museum is 15 minutes away by car.
Traveller reviews
Hendrikje Lammie
solo_traveller
April 26, 2026
“It was the perfect spot to relax at the beach.”
It's a gorgeous space at the beach. The perfect place to bee. From the apartment you have see view. There is a private beach for the guest en the sea is two steps out of the private area. Before I booked I was a little bit worried about the noise of the planes. But there are just a view little planes flying over, but because the place is so good and it is a lot of joy, you don't even are disturbed by the noise every now and then. You can cook your own food, but there are also nice restaurants in walking distance (and supermarkets).
Sandra
solo_traveller
January 12, 2026
Doug is an amazing host, I loved the idea of the happy hour, sunset view is simply the best. Supermarkets and restaurants are close by. Super nice, sandy beach just right in front of the house.
james
couple
June 7, 2025
“Absolutely beautiful not a better place on Sint Maarten.”
Excellent location. Clean and same as new. On site owners are great ppl.
Keran
couple
May 10, 2025
The apartment was beautiful and clean. It is perfectly situated on the beach of simpson bay and easily accessible.
Shanacy
couple
April 21, 2025
“My stay was fantastic”
Beautiful stay. Lovely pets and fabulous staff
Gill
couple
February 26, 2025
“If we return to the island we wouldn’t stay anywhere else”
Just a great place to be
Aisha
couple
January 24, 2025
“Wonderful hosts, beautiful placement and would 100% return for much longer!”
This property is amazing for all things, location, facilities , staff and friendly calm environment! We had some issues with luggage and they helped us easily sort it and make it the least stressful situation, forever thankful!
jasmin
couple
January 2, 2025
“A tranquil hidden gem!”
This place is absolutely amazing. Quiet, clean, well equipped with direct beach access and a host (Angela) who is more than helpful.
Samantha
solo_traveller
December 11, 2024
I like that was very quite and not crowded
Michaela
couple
October 14, 2024
“Debbie was very kind and friendly host! This guest house is heaven on Earth 🤩”
Debbie was very kind and friendly host! ♥️
Mariska
extended_group
July 19, 2024
“Great place, great staff”
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STEVEN
couple
May 19, 2024
“The gem of the island”
You can't beat the location. Simpson Bay Beach is calm and has very few people. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts. They make your stay very relaxing and peaceful. This was our second time there, and it did not disappoint. We can't wait to go back again!.
Wilhelmus
extended_group
April 8, 2024
“Location right on the beach is amazing, and the apartment was delightful, equipped with all convenie”
My stay in Simpson Bay was fantastic in a word. The location right on the beach is amazing, and the apartment was delightful, equipped with all conveniences. The view was breathtaking, truly something you need to experience for yourself to believe. The owners are incredibly friendly people and very helpful; they really went the extra mile to make our stay as comfortable as possible. Everything was spotlessly clean and looked exactly like it was promised on the website. This stay is definitely recommended for anyone who wants to have an unforgettable time.
Giovanni
couple
March 24, 2024
“Such a beautiful place!”
Everything was clean and made me feel at home but in front of the beach! Good vibes and good atmosphere! Highly Recommend!
Alasdair
couple
March 22, 2024
“Lovely hosts and atmosphere. Waking up to the waves was a nice way to begin each day.”
Located right on the beach, excellent selection of bars and restaurants in the area.
Martina
solo_traveller
January 9, 2024
“Amazing place with lovely owners just on the beach. Enjoy!”
Martina
solo_traveller
January 9, 2024
“Amazing place with lovely owners just on the beach. Enjoy!”
Megan Anderson
couple
October 29, 2023
“Relaxing, sea view and listening to the ocean from our bed”
Great location on the beach, quiet and huge rooms. Felt like a proper getaway
Sachin
solo_traveller
October 9, 2023
“Quite a memorable experience.”
The seafront location is 10/10 for my early morning and late evening swims. Kitchen was adequate for making full meals. Housekeeping kept the unit clean. Both private parking and the remote gate, facilitate renting a vehicle. The garden area was well-designed. Angela was an absolute sweetheart and stepped in as a capable host, with her high energy, effervescent persona and confidence-inspiring presence on the property as Philippe brushed past us on Tuesday. Thankfully, the weather cleared by Wednesday & the adventure continued. Thanks for a memorable visit =)
maria
extended_group
August 28, 2023
“Great place, great staff”
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Facilities
Activities
Golf course (within 3 km), Beachfront, Beach
Cleanliness & disinfecting
Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus, Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines, Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays, Guest accommodation sealed after cleaning, Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay
Entertainment and family services
Board games/puzzles
Food & Drink
Breakfast options
Food & drink safety
Delivered food is securely covered, Physical distancing in dining areas, Food can be delivered to guest accommodation, All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized
General
WiFi available in all areas, Bicycle parking, Non-smoking rooms, Safety deposit box, Soundproof rooms, Non-smoking throughout, Air conditioning
Internet
WiFi, Free WiFi, Internet services
Outdoors
Outdoor furniture, Sun terrace, BBQ facilities, Garden, Terrace
Parking
Parking, Free parking, Parking on site, Accessible parking
Physical distancing
Contactless check-in/check-out, Cashless payment available, Physical distancing rules followed
Pool and wellness
Pool/beach towels, Sun loungers or beach chairs, Sun umbrellas
Reception services
Invoice provided
Safety & security
Carbon monoxide detector, Carbon monoxide sources, Key access, Smoke alarms, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguishers
Safety features
Access to health care professionals, Thermometers for guests provided by property, Face masks for guests available, Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities, Shared stationery such as printed menus, magazines, pens, and paper removed, Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas, Process in place to check health of guests, First aid kit available
Services
Daily housekeeping, Grocery deliveries, Private check-in/check-out, Laundry, Ironing service, Car hire, Tour desk
Deluxe Suite with Sea View
This spacious suite features 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the kitchen. The suite also comes with a barbecue. The suite has air conditioning, soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit has 1 bed.
King Suite
This air-conditioned suite comprises 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-equipped kitchen. The suite also provides guests with a barbecue. The suite provides soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.
King Suite with Balcony
This air-conditioned suite is comprised of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-fitted kitchen. The suite also has a barbecue. The suite features soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.
King Suite with Ocean View
This air-conditioned suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the fully equipped kitchen. The suite also includes a barbecue. The suite features soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit has 1 bed.
King Suite with Sea View
This air-conditioned suite comprises 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-equipped kitchen. The suite also provides guests with a barbecue. The suite provides soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.
One-Bedroom Suite
This spacious suite is comprised of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-equipped kitchen. The suite also has a barbecue. The suite offers air conditioning, soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 2 beds.
Suite with Sea View
This air-conditioned suite is comprised of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the kitchen. The suite also has a barbecue. The suite offers soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.
Superior Suite with Sea View
This spacious suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the fully equipped kitchen. The suite also includes a barbecue. This suite is air-conditioned and has soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit has 2 beds.
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