Sign In / Sign Up

The Jolly Poacher Retreat

Bed and breakfast

28 Bothams Bend Road

hotel
hotel

Why people book this hotel

Comfortable rooms
11 mentions

Comfortable and lots of nice details to make it interesting

The bed was extremely comfortable

Breakfast available
7 mentions

Fantastic breakfast

We loved the fresh flowers with breakfast in the morning

Great location
5 mentions

Great location, stayed in the Fishing cottage which was very comfortable with ex…

Great that we could take the dogs, and thanks for the nearby walk recommendation

Friendly staff
5 mentions

Dave and Helen were great hosts, Dave brought breakfast over in the morning incl…

Dave and Helen were the nicest hosts we have experienced for a long time

Clean rooms
3 mentions

Quiet and very clean

Really comfortable really clean run by two fabulous people could not recommend t…

Overview

Situated in Blenheim, The Jolly Poacher Retreat features accommodation with an outdoor pool, free WiFi, free bikes and a bar. A continental breakfast is available each morning at the bed and breakfast. A garden and a barbecue are offered at The Jolly Poacher Retreat. Wither Hills is 13 km from the property. The nearest airport is Marlborough, 15 km from The Jolly Poacher Retreat, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.

Traveller reviews

J

John

couple

April 21, 2026

10

Enjoyed our stay very much wished we could have stayed for longer.

Great location, stayed in the Fishing cottage which was very comfortable with exceptional attention to detail regards decor. Dave and Helen were great hosts, Dave brought breakfast over in the morning including fresh scrambled eggs and home made jams. We had a great meal in a local hotel which they had recommended and thoroughly enjoyed being shown around Dave’s ‘messy shed’ and seeing his 350 Mustang. A great place to stay.

S

Shona

solo_traveller

April 17, 2026

10

You won't be disappointed

Beautiful spot in a lovely garden with all the comforts of home.

M

Mitcheltree

couple

April 4, 2026

10

Great place.

Just wonderfully spectacular.

C

Christine

couple

March 21, 2026

10

Quiet and very clean

D

David

couple

March 13, 2026

10

Absolutely fabulous

This was one of the nicest places we stayed in New Zealand. Really comfortable really clean run by two fabulous people could not recommend this place highly enough.

W

Wendy

couple

March 2, 2026

10

Amazing accommodation attention to detail...well you need to see fir yourself....it's a treat!

M

Mark

couple

February 28, 2026

10

Better than our high expectations

Beautiful surroundings. Well appointed cabin. Fantastic breakfast. Dave and Helen were the nicest hosts we have experienced for a long time

D

Duncan

family_with_children

February 18, 2026

10

Highly recommended

The lodge was excellent. Comfortable and lots of nice details to make it interesting. And the owners were very helpful and kind. Thank you!

P

paul

couple

February 12, 2026

10

Beautiful cottage in beautiful gardens

Amazing

M

Mike

couple

November 19, 2025

10

Helly and Dave were very welcoming and really good fun. Nothing was too much trouble. The gardens are lovely and the accommodation was nicely thought out and easy to slot into. The bed was extremely comfortable!

N

Natasha

couple

April 27, 2025

10

Incredible hosts, who clearly take much pride in their two beautiful cottages.

What a wonderful experience. The attention to detail in the room was amazing. We loved the fresh flowers with breakfast in the morning. Great that we could take the dogs, and thanks for the nearby walk recommendation.

H

Helen

couple

April 1, 2025

10

Idyllic themed retreat- a great find

The lodge was so comfortable and the owners had paid so much attention to detail to decorate the lodge after its name - The Fishing Lodge. They had beautiful gardens too.

M

Martin

couple

March 24, 2025

8

We had a very enjoyable stay and felt well rested, very comfortable bed.

Nice self contained unit in a very rural, quiet location but with easy access to the winelands. Dave and Helen were excellent hosts and had put considerable effort in to uniquely styling the two lodges. Breakfast delivered to your lodge at a time to suit with eggs, juice, toast and jams.

J

Joanne

couple

March 19, 2025

10

Would love to have spent more time

Everything, beautiful furnishings, clean and comfortable. Lovely owners.

J

jeffrey

couple

March 19, 2025

10

Everything was terrific

A

Alex

couple

February 22, 2025

8

Lovely get away, the garden was peaceful. The cottage was well equiped and quirky.

Location was great. Breakfast the eggs were amazing.

J

John

couple

February 19, 2025

10

Wonderful property, appropriate facilities. Hosts are the next level. Helen and Dave are brilliant!

Complimentary hot breakfast delivered to our door at a pre arranged time - fantastic - eggs from their own chooks...does not get better.

W

William

couple

February 18, 2025

10

Wonderful country property, great hosts, short distance to town and wineries.

David and Helen were wonderful hosts. Unique property in the country yet only 10 minutes to town and many wineries. Very quiet and relaxing. Great breakfast. Very comfortable bed, great shower. Many eclectic decorative touches added interest and fun. Highly recommended!

J

Jeffery

couple

February 17, 2025

8

Lovely countryside cottage

Lovely quiet location in a beautiful shady garden, lots of mature trees. Extremely comfortable bed. Efficient air con. Qirky decorations added charm.

J

Julia

couple

January 25, 2025

10

Perfect couldn’t ask for more

Facilities

Accessibility

Wheelchair accessible

Activities

Golf course (within 3 km), Fishing, Billiards, Darts, Games room, Cycling, Horse riding

Cleanliness & disinfecting

Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus, Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines, Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays, Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay

Food & Drink

Wine/champagne, Fruits, Breakfast options, Breakfast in the room, Snack bar, Special diet menus (on request), Bar

Food & drink safety

Physical distancing in dining areas, Food can be delivered to guest accommodation, All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized, Breakfast takeaway containers, Delivered food is securely covered

General

Indoor fireplace, WiFi available in all areas, Pets allowed, Non-smoking rooms, Soundproof rooms, Facilities for disabled guests, Family rooms, Air conditioning, Designated smoking area, Heating

Internet

WiFi, Internet services, Free WiFi

Outdoors

Outdoor pool, Outdoor pool (seasonal), BBQ facilities, Garden, Terrace, Picnic area, Outdoor fireplace, Outdoor furniture

Parking

Accessible parking, Parking on site, Private parking, Parking, Free parking

Physical distancing

Contactless check-in/check-out, Cashless payment available, Physical distancing rules followed, Screens or physical barriers placed between staff and guests in appropriate areas

Pool and wellness

Fence around pool, Swimming Pool, Sun loungers or beach chairs, Salt-water pool, Pool/beach towels, Swimming pool

Reception services

Invoice provided

Safety & security

Key access, Security alarm, Smoke alarms, Fire extinguishers

Safety features

Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities, Shared stationery such as printed menus, magazines, pens, and paper removed, Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas, Process in place to check health of guests, First aid kit available, Access to health care professionals

Services

Shuttle service, Private check-in/check-out, Shuttle service (additional charge), Airport shuttle (additional charge), Daily housekeeping, Room service, Airport shuttle, Laundry

Deluxe King Room

This double room features a pool with a view. Providing free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a refrigerator, kitchenware, a microwave and a tea and coffee maker in the well-fitted kitchen. The double room also provides guests with a barbecue. The spacious air-conditioned double room provides a flat-screen TV with cable channels, a washing machine, soundproof walls, a minibar as well as garden views. The unit offers 3 beds.

Max 4 guests 60 1 bedroom 1 bathroom
Deluxe Double or Twin Room with Garden View

Guests will have a special experience as this twin/double room offers a pool with a view and a fireplace. Providing free toiletries, this twin/double room includes a private bathroom with a shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a refrigerator, kitchenware, a microwave and a tea and coffee maker in the well-fitted kitchenette. The twin/double room also offers a barbecue. The spacious air-conditioned twin/double room provides a flat-screen TV with cable channels, a washing machine, a private entrance, soundproof walls as well as garden views. The unit offers 3 beds.

Max 4 guests 60 1 bedroom 1 bathroom

Hotel Policies

Check-inFrom 14:00 to 23:30
Check-outFrom 10:00 until 10:30
Cancellation & prepaymentCancellation and prepayment policies vary by room type. Please check your booking details before finalizing.
Accepted credit cardsThe hotel reserves the right to pre-authorise credit cards prior to arrival.
The fine printPlease inform in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation. Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Payment before arrival via bank transfer is required. The property will contact you after you book to provide instructions. Managed by a private host
Last updated: Apr 11, 2024, 4:35 PM

Price Watch

Email me price updates for Hotel The Jolly Poacher Retreat

Each day we'll check prices and send you an email for your selected dates at The Jolly Poacher Retreat.

If you don't have specific dates but would like to check prices for say next weekend or say next month we can check the price too.

Enter your name
Enter your email

Write Review

Share your experience with other travellers.
Hotel Ratings (Click to select a rating)
Service
Rooms
Location
Loading...