The Jolly Poacher Retreat
28 Bothams Bend Road
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Why people book this hotel
“Comfortable and lots of nice details to make it interesting”
“The bed was extremely comfortable”
“Fantastic breakfast”
“We loved the fresh flowers with breakfast in the morning”
“Great location, stayed in the Fishing cottage which was very comfortable with ex…”
“Great that we could take the dogs, and thanks for the nearby walk recommendation”
“Dave and Helen were great hosts, Dave brought breakfast over in the morning incl…”
“Dave and Helen were the nicest hosts we have experienced for a long time”
“Quiet and very clean”
“Really comfortable really clean run by two fabulous people could not recommend t…”
Overview
Situated in Blenheim, The Jolly Poacher Retreat features accommodation with an outdoor pool, free WiFi, free bikes and a bar. A continental breakfast is available each morning at the bed and breakfast. A garden and a barbecue are offered at The Jolly Poacher Retreat. Wither Hills is 13 km from the property. The nearest airport is Marlborough, 15 km from The Jolly Poacher Retreat, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.
Traveller reviews
John
couple
April 21, 2026
“Enjoyed our stay very much wished we could have stayed for longer.”
Great location, stayed in the Fishing cottage which was very comfortable with exceptional attention to detail regards decor. Dave and Helen were great hosts, Dave brought breakfast over in the morning including fresh scrambled eggs and home made jams. We had a great meal in a local hotel which they had recommended and thoroughly enjoyed being shown around Dave’s ‘messy shed’ and seeing his 350 Mustang. A great place to stay.
Shona
solo_traveller
April 17, 2026
“You won't be disappointed”
Beautiful spot in a lovely garden with all the comforts of home.
Mitcheltree
couple
April 4, 2026
“Great place.”
Just wonderfully spectacular.
Christine
couple
March 21, 2026
Quiet and very clean
David
couple
March 13, 2026
“Absolutely fabulous”
This was one of the nicest places we stayed in New Zealand. Really comfortable really clean run by two fabulous people could not recommend this place highly enough.
Wendy
couple
March 2, 2026
Amazing accommodation attention to detail...well you need to see fir yourself....it's a treat!
Mark
couple
February 28, 2026
“Better than our high expectations”
Beautiful surroundings. Well appointed cabin. Fantastic breakfast. Dave and Helen were the nicest hosts we have experienced for a long time
Duncan
family_with_children
February 18, 2026
“Highly recommended”
The lodge was excellent. Comfortable and lots of nice details to make it interesting. And the owners were very helpful and kind. Thank you!
paul
couple
February 12, 2026
“Beautiful cottage in beautiful gardens”
Amazing
Mike
couple
November 19, 2025
Helly and Dave were very welcoming and really good fun. Nothing was too much trouble. The gardens are lovely and the accommodation was nicely thought out and easy to slot into. The bed was extremely comfortable!
Natasha
couple
April 27, 2025
“Incredible hosts, who clearly take much pride in their two beautiful cottages.”
What a wonderful experience. The attention to detail in the room was amazing. We loved the fresh flowers with breakfast in the morning. Great that we could take the dogs, and thanks for the nearby walk recommendation.
Helen
couple
April 1, 2025
“Idyllic themed retreat- a great find”
The lodge was so comfortable and the owners had paid so much attention to detail to decorate the lodge after its name - The Fishing Lodge. They had beautiful gardens too.
Martin
couple
March 24, 2025
“We had a very enjoyable stay and felt well rested, very comfortable bed.”
Nice self contained unit in a very rural, quiet location but with easy access to the winelands. Dave and Helen were excellent hosts and had put considerable effort in to uniquely styling the two lodges. Breakfast delivered to your lodge at a time to suit with eggs, juice, toast and jams.
Joanne
couple
March 19, 2025
“Would love to have spent more time”
Everything, beautiful furnishings, clean and comfortable. Lovely owners.
jeffrey
couple
March 19, 2025
Everything was terrific
Alex
couple
February 22, 2025
“Lovely get away, the garden was peaceful. The cottage was well equiped and quirky.”
Location was great. Breakfast the eggs were amazing.
John
couple
February 19, 2025
“Wonderful property, appropriate facilities. Hosts are the next level. Helen and Dave are brilliant!”
Complimentary hot breakfast delivered to our door at a pre arranged time - fantastic - eggs from their own chooks...does not get better.
William
couple
February 18, 2025
“Wonderful country property, great hosts, short distance to town and wineries.”
David and Helen were wonderful hosts. Unique property in the country yet only 10 minutes to town and many wineries. Very quiet and relaxing. Great breakfast. Very comfortable bed, great shower. Many eclectic decorative touches added interest and fun. Highly recommended!
Jeffery
couple
February 17, 2025
“Lovely countryside cottage”
Lovely quiet location in a beautiful shady garden, lots of mature trees. Extremely comfortable bed. Efficient air con. Qirky decorations added charm.
Julia
couple
January 25, 2025
“Perfect couldn’t ask for more”
Facilities
Accessibility
Wheelchair accessible
Activities
Golf course (within 3 km), Fishing, Billiards, Darts, Games room, Cycling, Horse riding
Cleanliness & disinfecting
Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus, Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines, Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays, Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay
Food & Drink
Wine/champagne, Fruits, Breakfast options, Breakfast in the room, Snack bar, Special diet menus (on request), Bar
Food & drink safety
Physical distancing in dining areas, Food can be delivered to guest accommodation, All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized, Breakfast takeaway containers, Delivered food is securely covered
General
Indoor fireplace, WiFi available in all areas, Pets allowed, Non-smoking rooms, Soundproof rooms, Facilities for disabled guests, Family rooms, Air conditioning, Designated smoking area, Heating
Internet
WiFi, Internet services, Free WiFi
Outdoors
Outdoor pool, Outdoor pool (seasonal), BBQ facilities, Garden, Terrace, Picnic area, Outdoor fireplace, Outdoor furniture
Parking
Accessible parking, Parking on site, Private parking, Parking, Free parking
Physical distancing
Contactless check-in/check-out, Cashless payment available, Physical distancing rules followed, Screens or physical barriers placed between staff and guests in appropriate areas
Pool and wellness
Fence around pool, Swimming Pool, Sun loungers or beach chairs, Salt-water pool, Pool/beach towels, Swimming pool
Reception services
Invoice provided
Safety & security
Key access, Security alarm, Smoke alarms, Fire extinguishers
Safety features
Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities, Shared stationery such as printed menus, magazines, pens, and paper removed, Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas, Process in place to check health of guests, First aid kit available, Access to health care professionals
Services
Shuttle service, Private check-in/check-out, Shuttle service (additional charge), Airport shuttle (additional charge), Daily housekeeping, Room service, Airport shuttle, Laundry
Deluxe King Room
This double room features a pool with a view. Providing free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a refrigerator, kitchenware, a microwave and a tea and coffee maker in the well-fitted kitchen. The double room also provides guests with a barbecue. The spacious air-conditioned double room provides a flat-screen TV with cable channels, a washing machine, soundproof walls, a minibar as well as garden views. The unit offers 3 beds.
Deluxe Double or Twin Room with Garden View
Guests will have a special experience as this twin/double room offers a pool with a view and a fireplace. Providing free toiletries, this twin/double room includes a private bathroom with a shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a refrigerator, kitchenware, a microwave and a tea and coffee maker in the well-fitted kitchenette. The twin/double room also offers a barbecue. The spacious air-conditioned twin/double room provides a flat-screen TV with cable channels, a washing machine, a private entrance, soundproof walls as well as garden views. The unit offers 3 beds.
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